Sing a Song of Pizza

 

Sing a song

Of pizza,

For pizza I would die,

Mushrooms onions and olives,

Baked in a pizza pie.

But when the box,

Was opened,

And it’s praises

I began to sing,

I saw that on

The pizza pie,

Were those “fishy” little things.

So I called the pizza place,

And I yelled at the man.

I told him bring me back

Another pizza

As fast as he can.

But when they arrived

An hour later,

A pizza in the box,

It seems the person

Delivering it turned out to be a fox.

So I asked her to come inside,

And share my pizza with me,

But it seems her boyfriend in the car,

Objected strenuously.

So when I awoke

An hour later,

I was suddenly full of wishes,

That I had eaten the other pizza,

And taken off the little fishes.