It’s Going To Be a Bad Day When:

It’s Going to Be a Bad Day When:

1. You are awakened by a group of Cub Scouts face down and naked on a park bench.
2. You wake up to a bird singing outside your window – but it’s a vulture.
3. You wake up and turn on the TV only to find out that the coffee you just drank has an emergency recall issued.
4. You wake up to find that someone stole your identity the day after you won the Lotto.
5. You wake up to find the bomb squad yelling at you to run! – and you sleep naked.
6. You wake up from a dream where you were very hungry only find out you ate your pillow.
7. You wake up to find that your smart phone has outsmarted you.
8. You wake up to find that aliens invaded during the night and you’re on a different planet.
9. You wake up to your wife screaming that there’s a stranger in the bedroom only to find out – that you’re in the wrong bedroom.
10. You wake up to your husband calling you “Mary,” but your name is “Joan.”
11. You wake up to find that during the night your pet cat tried to eat your pet fish piranha – and your piranha isn’t hungry anymore.
12. You wake up to find that they’re remaking Jurassic Park next door – but this time they’re using real dinosaurs.
13. You wake up to find that your new wife just ran away with your ex-wife – and she wants alimony too.
14. You wake up and turn on the TV to see a special news report featuring your house.
15. You wake up to find that you’re snowed in – and you’re in Miami.